大家来用 shell 讲故事

[mutelog]

echo 'I love U' > /dev/null

[momocraft]

make: *** No rule to make target 'love'. Stop.

[J0022ZjV7055oN64]

sudo rm -rf /*

[jtsai]

init 0

[mgna17]

$ date
2017 年 05 月 20 日 星期六 10:58:38 CST

$ steam
Running Steam on arch 64-bit

[Tiande]

一个比一个催狗泪下

[xratzh]

root#dd-wrt:ipkg update
-sh: ipkg not found

[am241]

make money...

[xiahei]

$ date
2017 年 05 月 19 日 星期五 22:34:05 CST

$ vim

$ date
2017 年 05 月 20 日 星期六 08:16:33 CST

[congeec]

@xiahei 昨天夜里 5 点睡的看到你这条立马哭晕在厕所

[tracyone]

难道不是 sudo apt-get install girlfriend

[xzzhuce]

➜ girlfriend
The program ‘ girlfriend ’ is currently not installed.

Did you mean this ？
sudo apt-get install boyfriend.

➜fuck
sudo apt-get install boyfriend.
[sudo] password for coder:****
Reading package lists... Done

[imxieke]

楼主有故事啊

真的 我看了 人家 00 后 我真的想用下面代码来表达

```
rm -fr /
pacman -S base base-devel --noconfirm
```

[am241]

whois girlfrend
whereis girlfrend
touch girlfrend

[hilyjiang]

echo '该干啥干啥去！'
shutdown -P now

[htfy96]

@imxieke
zsh: command not found: pacman

[wanglv110]

hadoop fs -rm -r /root/加班

[pwf]

cd ex_gf_pic
ls -l
total 0

[yuedingwangji]

@congeec 看不懂，什么意思？

[Osk]

man girlfriend
locate girlfriend
find -name girlfriend -exec lock {} \;

[mengyaoss77]

@yuedingwangji 人家写代码写了个通宵。

[V3EX17]

@am241 girlfriendriend←_←

[ynyounuo]

yes no

[ic3z]

make -j8

[shiji]

iptables -P INPUT DROP
iptables -F

[Phariel]

echo 'Happy 520 day !'

sudo rm -rf /*

[h3nng]

whoami 我是谁

pwd 我在哪

history | more 发生了什么

[RIcter]

sudo apt-get remove girlfriend && sudo apt-get install greenhat

[eloah]

ps aux | grep single_dog

[halfer53]

grep -Hrn girlfriend myself | wc
0 0 0

grep -Hrn memories exgirlfriend | wc
137 762 7368

[jdlau]

➜ ~ ssh girl@xxx
ssh: Could not resolve hostname xxx: nodename nor servname provided, or not known

[trdcaz]

$ tr -dc a-z < /dev/urandom | head -c6
trdcaz

[BraveRBT]

@RIcter sudo 此时需要 --purge

[Hilong]

sudo pacman -S girlfriend

[Abercrombie]

user@user:~$ sudo apt-get install wife
[sudo] password for singledog:
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
You might want to run 'apt-get -f install' to correct these:
The following packages have unmet dependencies:
wife:i386 : Depends: libbighouse:i386 (>= 1.0.0)
Depends: libfancycar:i386 (>= 1.0.0)
Depends: libsalary:i386 (>= 30000.0.0)
Depends: libheight:i386 (>=1.8.0)
Depends: libdick:i386 (>= 18.0.0)
Depends: libage:i386 (<= 30.0.0)

user@user:~$ sudo killall

[pwcong]

$ cat ~/girl.conf
no such file or directory.

$

[twm]

[scnace]

@congeec 5 点的带我一个 白天 8 点起的

[boro]

$ / 女朋友
$ ? 女朋友

[ifaii]

大家都是有故事的人

[muziki]

https://asciinema.org/a/06a2z2muufozij7f9hsgahoh2

[muziki]

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[mickeyandkaka]

➜ ~ cat .bash_history

Brian Fox began coding Bash on January 10, 1988 after Richard Stallman became dissatisfied with the lack of progress being made by a prior developer. Stallman and the Free Software Foundation (FSF) considered a free shell that could run existing shell scripts so strategic to a completely free system built from BSD and GNU code that this was one of the few projects they funded themselves, with Fox undertaking the work as an employee of FSF. Fox released Bash as a beta, version .99, on June 8, 1989 and remained the primary maintainer until sometime between mid-1992 and mid-1994, when he was laid off from FSF and his responsibility was transitioned to another early contributor, Chet Ramey.

[aidchow]

有意思

[think2011]

curl google.com

[expy]

https://ooo.0o0.ooo/2017/05/21/59208e124618c.jpg

[Lentin]

@expy

[liuyanjun0826]

npci=0x2000

[timothyye]

➜ ~ which girlfriend

[albertofwb]

@h3nng cd - 我从哪里来
w 谁在这里

[imn1]

user@user:~/love$configure
...
user@user:~/love$make love
with whom?

[clearbug]

@Lentin 这是什么程序？

[Lentin]

@clearbug #51 linux 用来查看当前用户名的命令

[clearbug]

@Lentin #52 我知道，我是说那个狗是怎么出来的？

[hareandlion]

@Lentin 这个好玩，是覆盖了系统命令吗

[Lentin]

@clearbug #53
@hareandlion #54
alias 不就能实现吗= =

[yangxuan8282]

想起了 star war 的小电影，现在应该还能看
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

[macleek]

13 年的时候印在 T 恤上的

$> cd /LDU/302/
$> ls -l
$> who girl
$> whoami
$> less 302
$> port /lab/101
$> find phone|grep telnet
$> chmod 777 girl
$> last 158 days
$> du heart
$> send loveMsg
$> kill mySelf
$> reboot
$> echo "I am Still Loving You!"

[Ginson]

#!bin/love

while true
do
echo "I love you"
echo "Do you love me ?"
read answer
if [[ ${answer} == "yes" ]]
then
break
fi
done

[Devmingwang]

$ whoami

chunming

$ sudo -i

chunming's password:

# wall '你们这些东西都给我去死拉死拉地'

# rm -rf /*

论报复人的方式

[Devmingwang]

$ date

02:45 星期一 2017-5-15

$ eclipse

$ vim

$ chrome


$date

14:28 星期二 2017-5-16




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[lrppa]

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